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January 28, 2005
Back to the Google Ads
Last month I wrote an article about google ads and how they may be too smart. The article Google thinks that I like Miniskirts is available here.
In that I wrote a best of 2004 article commenting on the beauty of the miniskirt.
Next thing you know every ad is about miniskirts. Now I am being haunted by my superbowl article about Janet Jackson. Every single ad on my site lately is asking me if I think that Janet Jackson is sexy.
Obviously they haven't read my site. I don't like her. Although maybe through the ad people will respond and she will realize that nobody likes her. For some reason I don't believe that it works that way.
I recently clicked on the ad to see where it went. They ask the question and then they offer you a chance to win a free ipod. I am unsure of the validity of the website, but it looked alright to me. After careful reading and clicking to the second page, I am not one to submit my address, and personal information. If somebody signs up and actually gets a free ipod, let me know. I could always use another one.
That was a little tanget sorry. I still don't like Janet Jackson and I really don't want ads of hers on my website. Do you think that Google associates me with Janet Jackson fans. I hope not. I am going to look into this. Keep your eyes on the site. What would I do, if google thinks I like Janet Jackson. Of course writing her name over and over in my blog isn't helping. She will now be called JJ. Or oops my boob fell out. We will see which one sticks.
Later,
Rex
Posted by Rex at 11:07 AM | Comments (1)
The new T-shirt King
My last entry about t-shirts has really gotten me to think. I am announcing today that I am going into the t-shirt business. I have a ton of ideas, and I think that I could really express myself through the use of cotton and ink. Keep your eye out. I am in the process of solidifying my company. Once everything is ready I will post the website.
You will not be disappointed by my humor. Some of the shirts may be a little brash, but then everything is offensive to someone. The shirts will be 100% preshrunk cotton, screen printed with some of the best slogans, images, and offensive material that I can think of.
Besides the t-shirt business I am thinking about getting into the hat, coffee mug, mouse pad, and sweatshirt business. Let me know what you think. It should be a lot of fun. I am taking ideas. If I use it, then I will send you a free shirt. Later,
The T-shirt King
Posted by Rex at 11:00 AM | Comments (1)
January 16, 2005
T-shirts the new way to say F' off.
I love t-shirts. They are a great way to say something that you normally wouldn't say. T-shirts are getting a little out of control, but they are still funny. I mean jesus on the cross with a thumbs up saying "I did it for the chicks." Funny, controversial, sweet. I am totally going to start making my own t-shirts. T-shirts are a way to make a statement without all of the downfall of actually saying it to a person. Below I have listed a few sites that make great shirts.
http://www.tshirthell.com
http://www.shirtfreaks.com
T-shirts make it so that the most conservative person can be an asshole.
Posted by Rex at 03:04 PM | Comments (1)